do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
I just watched nsync videos for the past half hour and you could totally tell lance bass was gay in all of them
She alternated between blowing me and feeding me bites of the sandwich she made for me.
I don't know how I got here... but I think I'm in a Christian Impact meeting... I'm trying to act as straight as possible. They can sense gay.
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
There's a very drunk Asian strawberry shortcake crying on the curb next to my truck. I'm not really sure what standard protocol is for this situation.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
I don't know what his name was or what he looked like, but I remember him rocking me to sleep with his cock
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
We sexted for four hours straight. Is this really what my life has come to?
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
Blunts beyotch
What? Joints? Blunts?
I'll refer you to my previous text: "Blunts beyotch"
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
Wait. How did I get engaged last night?
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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