she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
well after he sqeezed a zit off his forearm i got the hell outta there
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
the fact that i fell through a skylight is the least humiliating part of the night
He threw up in a cup in the limo and when he got out the bouncer told him he couldn't bring drinks in so he gave the glass to that dumb girl we brought with us from c street.
I know, she tried to drink it
RE-DICK-YOU-LUSSSSS
That's me emphasizing the ridiculous
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I was just tryna bring you beer girl. I should've known you'd be shirtless though
So his roommate walked in on us, went upstairs to tell her bf she has found a new use for the rafters & they must try it.
I was gonna start crying but as he was asking me for my info i saw him eyeing my rack. So I sorta started pushing them together. He asked me to get out of the car he made me turn around so he could check me out and then he said and I quote "okay ma'am. Everything is fine, I'm going to let you off with a warning. Next time if you're not wearing yoga pants you might not be as lucky" I am blessed.
So I definitely fucked a guy while holding on to his pigtails like reigns last night.
The most literal cowgirl position ever.
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
we're having rib night followed by a cultural enlightenment party
whats a cultural enlightenment party
we eat nachos and drink margaritas and tequila till we pass out
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Do you remember trying to eat the shower curtain last night...?
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