I look better un-naked...
dont get me wrong, i like when a guy is into my boobs but when he started saying mama i want milk let me suck, i gathered my shit together and bounced.
Last night I dreamed I was having gay sex in prison. That's the last time we go to theme night at the club.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
He's covered in dirt and enchiladas. We're going drinking now.
Oh dude, thanks for giving me that liquor last night, except replace 'giving' with 'violently forcing'.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
Just woke up from a weed coma and found a stem in my bra. Rainy day success.
You kept running up to married couples, taking their pictures and begging for them not to get divorced
You had me on my knees catching cheese balls in my mouth and moaning. In front of all your friends.
I feel like my sexual preferences are just another sign that I am a 75 year old drag queen in a 29 year old woman's body.
Adulthood is weird i just cleared a check larger than my gross income from 2011 but i also just did coke during my lunch break
Your bf is wearing nothing but a cape, I mean absolutely NOTHING but a cape. I know you said he looks like Thor but this is getting a bit ridiculous.
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
You're an adult now and it's your vagina. You should do what it or you wants.
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