no but I have been chillin' like em' homeboys in the rainforest yo!
i had the deer in headlights look when she walked in and i was digging in her hamper
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
im really going to miss that car, so many blow jobs...
So I love how we keep introducing our friends to sex toys. It's like pay it forward vibrator edition.
Either sorry for fondling you Saturday or thank you for letting me fondle you Saturday.
i don't know man... i just want to listen to John Lennon every time i finish fucking her. is this love?
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
The fake number she gave me was for Pappa John's. Now I have a large pepperoni on the way.
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
You 2012 self promised me that you would do LSD with me, and it's 2015 now. So.
Plus, I'm basically a doctor, so what could go wrong.
so the casino kicked my ass last night, i'm pretty sure i hit a new level of hungover....just showered with my sunglasses on because the bathroom light is too bright
I want your attention. I want your attention in the form of your penis inside my vagina.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
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