Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
i feel like when youre not in my profile picture no one knows who i am.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
She was giving me great head...... until I asked her how much this was going to cost.... she left abruptly
As long as he sees me topless I don't care. Redemption. REEEDDDEMMMPPPTTIIIOOONNNNN
I saw a 60 yr old mans penis last night. Just for the record.
after she pushed someone down the stairs to get more vodka we lost her for a while and found her on the pole in the garage pouring water on herself
Well duh, alcohol and getting fucked up are the world's common languages.
Yours weakened by children. Mine weakened by a forearm sized cock for 8 years.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
Noo.... Like in the attic of a crack house with nitrous and fat chicks weird....
I'm beginning to think that women just have dogs at home as an excuse to leave ASAP after hooking up, without sounding like a typical guy.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
I told him I had the birth control implant in my arm and he looked me in the eyes, said "Science!" and came in me
I woke up and there was a tiny sombrero on my penis. Care to explain?
Randomize
