...so how do you feel about living with a lesbian next year?
hhaha i just laughed out loud when i read that
is that a "i laughed because im fine with it" or "im a republican" ?
We need to start having rules for the weekends. Like no more downing 3 shots because we want to slut dance a little harder or because biggie just came on.
Cant decide who was more of a mess the morning after... me when i passed out in the bathroom stall or you when you sprayed yourself down with hairspray thinking it was sunblock
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
i'm just sitting here going through her tagged pics, covering up different parts of her face to try and figure out exactly what it is that makes her so ugly.
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
Not sure why, but I was running back and forth across the road. Cab hit me and gave us a free ride home.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
I FOUND AN AUSTRALIAN THEY CALL VOMMING 'RAINBOW SNEEZING' I'M NEVER LETTING HIM LEAVE EVER
He went to cum on my stomach and somehow it got behind my ear. He's like a fucking jizz Houdini.
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
I explained to him that me turning straight is a once a year thing. And this boy just happens to be the chosen one.
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
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