David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
and I didnt even know his name until this morning when we were laying in bed and he referred to himself in the 3rd person.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
Yeah... I still gave her a hug because I felt really bad though. I mentioned that my boyfriends grandma just died too, just to reinforce that I'm straight afterwards.
Woke up on the stairs at my parents house. Good start to vacation.
When asked if they had been introduced, Damo said "No but I know we've pretty much fucked all the same girls in town"
He said "you speak American pretty good for a Canadian" and it took everything in me to still fuck him. Dry spell ended btw
oh my god I have a fantastic druncle story to tell you. It involves a burrito, a meltdown and a bear
The burrito and meltdown are standard, but I'm intrigued by the bear
Well, he asked what my sign was, then proceeded to critique me on my beer pong stance... I really need to raise my standards.
And now to play every stoner's favorite game: Where the Fuck Did We Park the Car?! Disneyland Edition!
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
I just read my D.A.R.E. essay from 5th grade. I'm having mixed feelings about my previous life choices right now.
It seems that I didn’t convey clearly enough how well and truly fucked we are, Jack. Listen to me very closely: we are DEAD.
then he said the sex was mediocre and that it was because of me. and that we could try again tomorrow.
it was 100% mediocre because of him, and we will 100% not be trying again tomorrow.
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