Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
omg so im topless lying on my bed and i forgot my nail clippers are on my bed and i just leaned forward and the nail clipper closed. on my nipple. ouch
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
she wanted to watch hairspray while we fucked. she's obviously your kinda girl, dude.
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
I dont care how high you are "yes" is not the correct response to "what do you want from Taco Bell" Mom.
YOU NEED TO STOP BLOWING DUDES ON MY COUCH AT MY PARTIES
YOU NEED TO STOP PROVIDING TEQUILA AT YOUR PARTIES
Just remember my house smells of thick cut bacon and I have a big dick.
YOU WILL DIE AND I WILL CARVE 'I TOLD YOU SO' ON YOUR HEADSTONE
He's a real gentleman. At least he tried to flush my closet's handle after he pissed in it.
I spilled a whole plate of queso and salsa on my bed so I'm just eating it off my sheets with chips. How's your night going?
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
Apparently we fucked, I kicked him out, then he came back and we did it on the coffee table and in the kitchen.
you poured beer in your mouth so you could be a beer pong cup for her to drink out of/make out with
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