Theyr drawing diagrams to try to explain to me how high they are
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
hes a good boy he deserves a good blow
considering I showed up there after a xanax, 2 bottles of champagne and some coke, no shirt and someone else s husband... I'm sure you can figure that one out.
I don't know, But i remember him licking ecstasy off my boobs and my boyfriend cheering him on
Chapter 6 - how to lose your underwear in chicago
At one point they were sandwiching me, both petting my stomach, mad dogging each other. Then they somehow telepathically decided to both try to pull my pants down. Such nice guys.
Cause its not a drunken adventure unless someone ends up in a pool
I am now being bribed with one orgasm per every meal I eat. This is the best anorexia therapy ever
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
You kept sacrificing me last night. You would just yell out "Virgin Sacrifice!!" and then throw me into a circle of men.
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
whatever bro. i had ice cream and whiskey for breakfast and its noon. this is the second worst christmas ever.
CURRENTLY PLAYING FLIP CUP WITH A WORLD SERIES CHAMPION
So after the absinthe shots_____(fill in the blank area for me please)......
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