I can already tell this is gonna be one of those parties where we sit across the room and text about people.
I just single handedly caused ferngully by printing the wrong 900 page document
Someone in my class is wearing shirt and on the back it says...National Bible Quiz Finalist 2006. Do you really expect me to find a guy here
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
Where are you and who are these girls passed out on the floor?
and why are they spooning a flamingo?
they traded weed for a spot on our floor. be nice.
He just referred to himself as a sharp shooter. I had sex with that.
Want to know what makes for a better story than treehouse sex? Getting busted during treehouse sex
He's such a champ. He puked on purpose just so he'd be coherent enough to roll this blunt
HI MARY. THERE IS A RAINBOW AT OUR APARTMENT
I was super naked---except I kept my shoes on, because I'm a lady, and I was bent over a bar.
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
I WOLD FCUK YUO INTOO THE MOON
THE MOOOOOOOON
Maybe not Elvis quality pharmaceuticals...But some good stuff
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
You got up in the middle of a sentence, puked, came out and poured another glass of wine and continued your story.
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