My t9 writes chubies instead of bitches.
either way. win, win.
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
The stories of what you did in Cuba got home before you.
trying to figure out who visited the hillshire farms website enough for it to be in my top sites.
i suspect the closest i'll get to a valentine this year is a 16 year old on chat roulette asking me to show my tits. step up from last year, i guess.
Doing lines and watching a show on hot dogs around the world ... Why do I do this to myself
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
I had to put a towel over my laptop because the little power light was too bright. New hangover low.
She wanted to make popcorn, but the air-popper was broken. So she dumped the entire container of kernels into the clothes dryer. Drunk movie night was a success!
This is it. This is the birthday cake that gets me laid.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
I'll pick u up. I have to buy a new sofa cover anyway. I swear I've never seem a girl cum like that before.
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