that girl last night was a 15
wait she was 15?
no like black jack not sure if you should hit it
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
we were so desperate we resorted to lego blocks. nuff said.
where are my pants?
you were passing out with two blankets and the person next to you was cold so you gave him your pants to keep warm
I mean I'm forever immortalized as the one who puked in his dad's straw hat.
I'm so prepared to puke on walk of shame tomorrow that I'm putting a toothbrush and toothpaste in my purse the night before. And to think, my dad thought I wouldn't make it in college.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
He was my shower sex Sherpa last night. And we both made it safely up the mountain.
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
He said we would have a beautiful daughter together. That way too much for a one night stand...
"Like what guy would respond to 'let's fuck. I've got bagels'??"
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
if it makes you feel any better you looked really comfortable while you were sleepin in the closet, atleast according to the pictures i woke up with on my phone
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