i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
he wouldnt have sex with me because his guild had a misson on world of warcraft.
you know how you have to have just the right ratio of chips to sandwich? same goes for pubes.
He yelled IN THE FACE!! while cumming on my face.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
we could do so many fantastic illegal things together. sexually and otherwise.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
Based on his face I'm positive he has a beautiful penis.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Randomize
