So you maybe wanna hang out again? I could use the $5
Whatever I can do to help stimulate the economy
i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
so i woke up with ketchup and a sticky boob on my face...this is a new low
the best thing about dollar beer night is beer is only a dollar.
You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
Its weird to pet your cat with a boner
What the fuck?
in case you havent found it already in honor of Toy story 3 we wrote ANDY on the bottom of your foot while you were passed out on the couch.
Haha its ok. When we got back you sat in the car and attempted to tell me in sign language you were blacked out lol
And before you knew it they were calling me the pussy usher or something like that
next time we make out at a concert please try to refrain from screaming out our hotel room number.. the amount of guys that knocked on our door after you passed out was ridiculous
You fucked two dudes in the same night and still went home to your cats. How does that happen?
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
Um so I might have accidentally on accident maybe blew up the bottom half of your truck...
not only did u rap a voicemail to me last night.... but it lasted so long that it cut you off so you called back to finish..... never do this again
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
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