Bleh. If he hadn't ascended into heaven and sat at the right hand of the father, Jesus would be rolling over in his grave right now.
I cant talk about it right now or let you guess, but its something you and i would do. Kinda like that time we had the case of beer and went bowling
You hooked up with minors in a golf cart?
security doesn't like it when we pee on cars. or maybe just not theirs?
the paramedics asked what clubs id be in next weekend so they can plan ahead.
She sucks. And I almost hooked up with a clown last night
Im not coming back to that place until im drunk. If I walk in there sober Ill start screaming uncontrollably. Not words, just sounds.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
He told me we were going to a cabin. It's just logs and a tarp made into walls. This night can go either way at this point.
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
Grass is always greener, Allison, grass is always greener
The grass is drunker and I'm lying down on it
The only thing I know is that these arent my shoes and Aaron is missing and he has my house keys.
I'm getting 800 nuggets from McDonald's
IT WAS JUST SO LITTLE AND AWKWARDLY FLOPPING BACK AND FORTH
Hope you are okay. You were running down the street with shopping cart at one point and yelling "bitches aint shit!"
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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