Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Wow, t9 really hates the phrase "slap her in her sanctimonious pie-hole."
She rode me to the beat of Baby Got Back. I swear to god.
I need to take "lollipop" off of every single one of my playlists cause it makes me wanna suck dick.
By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
I just saw him at the bookstore and all I could think about was him licking your ass
We ate a mysterious delivered pizza which no one ordered and then the wii wouldn't work so 20 of us watched porn on two laptops. Drunk took the awkward away.
let's just skip the pleasantries and go back to my place for pizza and casual sex
I just stole a conducting baton from the chicago symphony orchestra... i have to stop drinking on weeknights
He broke hus nose arm jousting with the traffic cones... We need to make head shots illegal or get helmets or something
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Guess who was PASSED OUT ON A BMW. I shit you not
Stop it right now
This time face forward
I've decided to give up hard drugs for the rest of the year.
Where does dick fit into Maslow's hierarchy of needs?
Just a reminder- you dropped broccoli in my car and then felt bad for it and named him Henry
I know. I miss henry.
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