No, don't ignore my call, i just need to know, whats cuter a pig in boots or a miniature horse sitting down..
Who haven't you slept with?
No one comes to mind.
btw, your gf is going to want to talk to you today...and consequently you're probably not going to want to talk to me...just a heads up
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
hotel security told us you walked into the hotel with blood all over your dress, weren't wearing any underwear and were escorted back by three men who were believed to be "homosexuals".
She told me my pubes were as soft as "fine wool"
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
One time she made a chronological chart for the guys she has given blow jobs to, I shit you not.
Let me know when ur ready so I can throw up one last time then brush my teeth
i'm going as a slutty football player, and all night i'll drunkily whisper "id love to catch your balls." into random strangers ears.
This isn't a because its valentines day booty call, it's a because your cock is phenomenal booty call that happens to be on valentines day..
So they just told me that while I was being loaded into the ambulance the cop told them if they were good friends they'd post it on Facebook...
The subtweets were good enough
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I still think he’s a fuckboy but he’s nice to me when I’m over.\nLike sets alarms for me in the morning and always makes sure I cum.
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