shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
I don't care if its bassically 3rd world. A country without a drinking age is a country without a drinking age.
i actually have a tan line from him holding my boob while we were sunbathing
Where'd you guys get the alcohol from?
Oh. Some homeless guy we picked up from I-70. He bought us $400 worth of alcohol in exchange for a shower.
...... wtf.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
They have a stripper pole on their deck. Normal.
We woke up at 7:30am. We got a 30 rack, yelled at all the freshman shackers walkin back to their dorms, played a game of beer die, and boned all before 11:00am. I found my soulmate
At the drs she looked at my back saw your scratch marks and asked "does your back itch a lot?"
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
So I woke and tried to get up. Then I realised my foot was stuck in the pocket of the pool table.
Do not tell me I cant do drunk math ever again, AND I made a creative way of telling him I want him to fuck me.
he was wearing pj pants, thank you for not letting me go home with him
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