just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
i just carried on a conversation with my mother from another room mid-ejaculation. you would have done the same
I was hitting on her while she was puking ... yeah i was pretty drunk
It's very clear that i'm the girl sweating out four lokos at 2 in the afternoon at the gym
Goldfish can't live in a bowl filled with tequila, lesson learned.
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
Casually on the bus at 830 in the morning with a box of cheezits and a bottle of fireball sticking out of my purse....
My mom just offered to be my designated driver tonight. I love being an adult.
i swear i was one second from getting his number and then the shrooms kicked in
Perfect. I'll put on my party clothes and write emergency numbers on my arm
Are you really trying to argue your case that you seduced my cat?
He pulled out the guitar, sat in tub, and took requests while she puked her brains out in the toilet. I think he loves her.
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