i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
he held my hand while i was giving him head. freud's gotta be turning over in his grave
then you gave the doctors and nurses bloody high fives
Fuck buddy has no power. Invited her over to use my shower. I love hurricaines.
booty call hours are between 1:30-3:00 AM thurs-sat with the exception of major drinking holidays and election days. please try again
Can't promise anything, there's vodka in my thermos
I'm really really gonna try not to at least one night. The 4 day thanksgiving bender almost killed me last year
Dude your not gonna get by security covered in blood wearing only a robe
Don't worry I'm drunk they won't say anything
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
he said he'd buy me TWO burritos if I took my shirt off
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
I was going down on her and she started whistling "Whistle while you work." I'm in love.
Also, for real, though? Did we even have sex or were we just jumping on the bed drunk and naked...because with me that's actually a possibility.
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
Let’s not dwell on the negatives. I have a fat ass and suck dick well.
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