Ummmm the art teacher neighbor asked me to pose nude for her art class for cash.
nothing as in nothinggggg kills the mood for me is when a girl with 4 cm nipple hair
My entire life is one complicated drinking game
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
you were sitting on the floor eating oats. how should i react?
I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
What is the appropriate way to inform him that I am TOTALLY down for break up sex?
dude, apparently i tried to force feed my grandma bananas last night.
Just made a Xanax and ginger ale smoothie. Oh Thursday you are good to me..
Daquari drive throughs 24 hours a day. LORD HAVE MERCY
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
Once you share a nude experience with someone and three Norwegian guys, you're bound for life.
Self reach around competition is what the Olympics has been missing all along. A true test of athleticism.
i found a picture from last night of you sat on the floor naked, covered in butter and crying. care to explain?
I was hoping you could tell me..
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