So she is eating her margarita with tortilla chips....like using her chip as a spoon
last thing I heard her say before I passed out was 'this is great. I never get to be the big spoon.'
i think he drugged the pie. i'll get back to you on that later.
Don't know how I even got in. I pulled my id out and threw it at the bouncer, and he just picked it up, checked it, and let me in.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Im gonna take a shit then figure out how to be better at basketball
I don't see how I managed to fuck up so much shit in an hour and a half..
I stared at him for a solid five minutes because he looked like what I imagine god would look like if god was a lumberjack
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
I just swallowed confetti and motor-boated some guys beard...#happy2015
Also. I think I just got sentimental over a nude
Strip Simon Says: DO IT
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
dude can you explain to me why i woke up on your sisters floor with moutain dew and chips everywhere
i dont know im at your house.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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