quick i need to know how implid consent works for golf carts
too late i think im gettin a gcui
Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
The smartest thing I've heard Obama do is call Kayne West a jackass
the lady in the checkout infront of me had a case of beer, two 40 oz, and activia...really??i dont' think irregularity is her problem
I got cut off for calling the flower girl a slut. What are you doing?
he/she has shaved legs and makeup on. but a spare tire stomach, high socks with high heels...a wig and glasses. and still talked like a man. it was a nightmare scenario
Three people drank on "never have I had sex in a tractor." Iowa at its best?
Your resume just got faxed, I also modified it a bit and sent it to strip clubs...expect weird phone calls...
My little brother found me on Instagram. If I'm not already the shame of my family, I'm about to be.
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
I feel like a grown up and it scares me so I'm hiding out in the bathroom stall and messaging you
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
Thanks for wearing matching bob ross shirts to the bar with me and referring to every guy as a happy little accident
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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