I had to get a ride home from that girl that slept with 3/4 of the band
well, tey weren't taking lap dances as payment today
why does hillary duff have a greatest hits album?
he's got a countert top full of yard sale blenders so id say maragita wednesdays is a go.
Just remembered i had an ordained minister bless my booze last night.
She posted on her FB that he moved out...It's like she wants me to fuck him.
We are stranded. Come find us. Bring an egg
Dude, he threw a pool chair off of an 8 story building. It was a successful night I'd say.
I decided I was tough enough to wax my bikini area myself. Long story short, I'll be drunk when you get home
He yearns for your heart.
He needs to stop being a pussy about it.
I went to an 8am hookup in another guys sweatpants. Who is the really player here?
Woke up in the hospital naked with my id's taped to my chest. Also apparently puked on two guys, two girls and an escalade (at the same time). Good night.
I started keeping track of my period when I realized you had a better grasp of it than me.
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
He almost got to me tonight but then I was like fuck it I'm going to dance with a teli-tubby on the bar so fuck you
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