i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
She's the only one so far who hasn't laughed at me naked.... I'm gonna marry her.
when i was ordering pizza, the guy muffled the phone but i could clearly hear him say "its that drunk bitch again"
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
Dude. The walls are totally staring at me right now. I told you this was a bad idea.
Is it some european holiday today? We both woke up to find loaves of bread in our rooms...
That final makes me want to drink myself into the fetal position
In other news, I just burned my penis
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
I just heard myself say the sentence "I'm gonna go to the bank then take a nap". 8 year old me just slapped my present self through the space-time continuum for being an old fuck.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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