Apparently i was the first person to introduce her to her clitoris. Needless to say...they hit it off great
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
The future queen of Norway was pregnant with a druglord's baby when she met the prince. We still have hope.
I cant believe she fell for the mistletoe belt AGAIN.
i mad aa ber float. budweiser nd ice creem. it amzig.
I keep telling girls I work at the carnival and then guessing their weights. I'm pretty sure I'm about to get kicked out.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
So your contact has been changed to "jizz weave" in my phone. Now, as strange and random as that may be, I'm slightly embarrassed to say that I have more than one contact that fits that description so please identify yourself.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
My neighbor was my D.A.R.E officer and I feel like I've defeated him by smoking weed outside everyday
I love you even if you are fucked up. If you fall, i'll just get on top of you.
her idea of a romantic time is a bottle of jager, some Guacamole and chips.
can't go wrong with guac.
And he put his penis in my face and I back handed it away.
She's like a cask of Amontillado. Very tempting if I was drunk, but sober, I know I'll get fucked over in the end.
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