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(860): View more from Connecticut

i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle

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(262): View more from Wisconsin

yeah you're probably right.. i should stop equating love with getting naked on a webcam for him.

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(623): View more from Arizona

Just because we buy weed together doesn't mean were a couple

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(215): View more from Pennsylvania

i have rugburns grass stains and some road rash. im an all terrain slut

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(919): View more from North Carolina

I was in the freezer we were knocking over shit. Speaking of which i asked my boss. I can hook up with girls in the freezer

(919): View more from North Carolina

Yeah just sayin. Whenever you want to come over and wank me off you can

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(928): View more from Arizona

I'm gonna be a few minutes late, some asshole just fell off the ferry so we had to stop.

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(706): View more from Georgia

He answered his phone while he was eating me out and proceeded to yell at his wife for interrupting lunch...impressed or rock bottom?

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(618): View more from Illinois

Because that's what you do with poop. You expect the worst.

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(443): View more from Maryland

Im so unlucky if I fell in a barrel of dicks, I'd come our sucking my thumb

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