omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
Mother nature decided I wasn't going to be a whore today. Fuck her.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Just sucked my third dick in the past twelve hours. I must want AIDS.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
Do you ever feel like your dog agrees with you? Like REALLY really agrees.
He was rocking just a diaper, shoes, and a gun. Sadly, I would still hit it.
Sit down my child. It's time you were told of my famous loss-of-virginity story entitled, "The Penis that Never Could."
What the hell do I have to give up to manifest a dick
Some girl came up to us crying that she lost her phone and you said "if it's meant to be, let it be"
I don't know what she looks like but I'm pretty sure she has a pussy.
Where the hell did you pick this girl up? She just licked my cat and stole our last poptart.
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
I mean I'm completely serious and also drunk.
What a great combination.
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