Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I just found a Chris Hansen soundboard online, care to guess what I'll be doing all day?
I swear this guy grew up in land without leagues. someone should inform him he's way out of mine
she has her graduation year in her skype name, it's like a constant reminder that she's jail bait.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
I walked in on him successfully eating chips and masturbating at the same time. I don't know whether I should be ashamed or proud.
I found a fingernail in my vagina. A fingernail.
I'm looking at some sugar baby profiles to get some insight on what we're up against.
Why are there two phone calls to calgary police in my phone and why is there a voicemail from you asking for bail money
I swear to god those aren't related
YO CONGRATULATIONS ON YOUR MÉNAGE À TROIS. YOU GO, GLENN COCO
Def went to work still drunk... the only comment i got was good to see you drinking more water...
I can hear the pillow talk now, "how many condoms did you bring? Good, put them all on,"
HE WAS CUMMING IN THAT DICK PIC
It doesn't matter if it's only been 3 days since you last changed your sheets. If your fuck buddy comments on how your bed smells like sex, it's time to change them again.
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