How is it? Sketchville?
cheap drinks and peanuts cancel out any form of sketchiness
I hope mine doesn't look like that
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
i need to break up with him. i realized this while i was making a mental grocery list while we were having sex. this is not the first time i've done that.
You tried to pay the bartender in graduation checks, I think you'll be fine in the real world.
oh god all I remember is forward rolls down the corridor and all I have to show for it is "fit Romanian guy" saved in my phone
I need someone to meet me at the end of the road and throw captain morgan at my face like they do with water at marathons
I woke up in an empty bathtub with the wrong brother
Cooked breakfast with his mom this morning...I'm like the housewife of one night stands
My apartment smells like a lavender field inside of a giant bong.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
I woke up this morning with my hand on his dick. That sneaky bastard.
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