Whatever. They have the same name, so it's not even cheating. It's brand loyalty.
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
So. Camera broke because I tried to wash it under the sink, kristi had to take me home and I woke up to my computer showing me that I googled how t take more than one shot at a time. I'd say the night was a success.
it's to the point where working 2 jobs this summer will absolutely not cover how much i will spend on alcohol next semester.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I dont think he was a real cab driver. I think he was just a creepy guy with a van.
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
At the end of the white elephant exchange, our professor had a big black dildo around her neck and I won a full body dinosaur suit. I could die tomorrow with no regrets.
My booty call just put me down for a reference for her job at the hospital. What am I supposed to say? She gives great bj's?
Dude you missed it. This guy in the liquor store knocked over a whole display of 5 hour energy with his face.
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
I have a boner in one of my pics with her which no one noticed.
He was late, on account of he accidentally went to the Al-Anon meeting across the hall, and it took him 30 minutes to realize he was in the wrong room.
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
Bruh why you gotta judge
You're awake at 3:30 in the morning RSVPing to a musical, I'm well within my means
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