I cant believe you went over there and fucked her last night after everything you said
she invited me over to play the wii, it's not like i intended to
You KNEW her power was out...
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
You ran away and I found you three blocks later lying by a dumpster because "that's where your life belongs"
he made transformer sounds every time he changed positions. how do you think it went?
just took my ibuprofen with ramen broth, yay college
Who would win... a chainsaw pooping pterodactyl or a bear with machine guns for feet. big debate about this right now
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I'm gonna chug this bud light an might injure this high school penis, like I'm 17 again
Oh good, bag of butt plugs is in my predictive text now
Typing the whole thing out was getting to be such a chore
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
How does fucking Canada get Justin Good Guy Take Me Now, Just Fuck Me In The House of Commons Trudeau, and our new President looks like he bathes in cheetoh dust and sin?
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
I’m doing some soul searching to figure out how much of a slut I’m going to be the rest of the summer.
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
Oh the sweet dreamless sleep of drugs
You? On what? Why?
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