508, what difference does it make? You were alone, anyway.
i'm pretty sure you said "blowjob marathon" lastnight
i totally said that
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
..She then engaged in what she called an "interpretive pole dance"
I've been very busy/drunk lately... Sorry.
In all seriousness, if tomorrow night becomes a heated game of Which Ex Gets To Take The Plastered Birthday Girl Home, I'm going to bow out with my integrity intact.
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
CONGRATULATIONS! You have won: pictures of my nipples!
He sent me a mirror pic of himself and sent it to me and all i could think about was the amazing bong hits i took with his roommate in that bathroom.
Like he held up the condom afterwards, twirled it with his finger, and said "look at that load"
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
It feels like the devil is humping my brain with his razor sharp erection.
I forgot about snapchatting a pic of us, but I remember flossing with your hair.
I'm honestly just now recovering from saint Patrick's day.
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