is it wrong to smoke out middle schoolers?
yes...dear jesus what did you do?
bwahaha. ask your little brother in about 20 minutes. im dropping him off.
woke up this morning with "hah" written on my penis.i was like wtf?? morning wood kicked in and found out what it really said, haNNah.then i remembered.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
i've noticed that whenever i have to ask myself "would i be doing this if i was sober?" the answer is probably no.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
he just sent me a pic of him naked with a bucket of margarita mix hanging off his dick
You told me you aren't worried about the police that you've been training for this an that the last three months of your life have been devoted to building up your stun gun tolerance and pepper spray recovery time.
BRING ME THE PLAN B. ILL GIVE YOU A FREE WATER BOTTLE AND A BUMPER STICKER AND SOME BACON BITS
I woke up with Pop Rocks stuck to my ass
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
This might be the worst thing you've ever done.
Really? I feel like I've done worse. Guess I gotta step my game up.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
Who the fresh hell put 2 pillows a raincoat and a guitar on top of me to keep me warm last night
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
