okay pat passed out under dana's car
I just woke up. In the port-o-potty next to our tailgate. an hour after the game started. explain.
Waldo just asked us for directions. Even he doesn't know where he is.
I wonder if Barack Obama has ever been this drunk.
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
The guy in the American Flag bikini was telling the women he was disgusted at the amount of alcohol they weren't drinking. Then it got ridiculous.
Well it looked like you were having a fucking apiphany sitting at the toilet with a t shirt around your head
Apprently after I bit that bouncer, it all went down hill.
His personality is sparkling but nothing beats his ass
Doing lines of coke through pieces of licorice. Because I can
You're not horrible. Thank you for my pandas.
She said she wouldn't get out of hand. When the cops showed up she jumped off the 4ft high porch and fell into a ditch. She then buried herself because she was wearing light pants and though the light from the cops flashlights would reflect off her pants. We couldn't find her for 40 minutes.
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
Who is this?
Wow first he impregnates you then he won't send you the sex tape you made together? Where has chivalry gone?
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