Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
Googled "can you put dry ice in your drink?" I'm safee
I can't remember much about walking home last night. I think I kicked a dog.
Yeah that's one way to look at it on the other hand MY FUCKING BED CAUGHT ON FUCKING FIRE
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
He spent $1100 at a strip club. If I had that kind of disposable income, I'd make a cocaine sandcastle.
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
Yeah I don't remember how I got home last night
Judging from my pants, I embarrassed myself smh
for some reason leaving your socks onmakes it less meaningful.
I can't open my mouth wide enough to make full use of this snapchate update
I came so hard I went blind for a few seconds.
you can see where the duct tape was on my nipple
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
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