If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
I basically get to watch her life fall apart via tumblr updates
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
You burned the hair off your arms. Again.
It grows back stronger each time.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
GOD DAMMIT TARYN WHY DO WE ALWAYS HAVE TO ROB PLACES IN OUR FUTURE PLANS?!
You guys I wore sweatpants to work today because I simply forgot to put on real pants and I had a weed brownie and a juice box for breakfast. I am not ready for parenting.
I want to but I can't have a boner while doing a install and working with a customer
We were fucking in the boat on the lake when another boat saw us and honked their appreciation.
he's the only real guy friend I've had who I've never made out with
Too much dab too little lung dying šµšµšµ
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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