saturday- my day is open, my legs are not. you in?
well apparently not.
the girls on my floor started fighting over who got to keep the random hoodies that boys forgot in my room after sex
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Aren't you glad we're at the point in our relationship where I don't even ask why you're hiding in the cabinet?
Cause your way of greeting people at the club was grabbing a tit and jiggling it while yelling a name, which usually wasn't theirs, and guys weren't safe either.
hey give me heads up if you're feeling vulnerable tomorrow night
I know he is still a student. I am not asking if his being an underwear model makes it more ethical, just less prosocutable.
I found some video of you on my camera that's like 5 seconds long, where you announce that you should have been a dentist before taking a bong hit.
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
TONIGHT IS GOING TO BE A FUCKING BLAST. EVEN IF I HAVE TO SET OFF A BUNCH OF FIREWORKS IN YOUR KITCHEN.
If sending nudes to tinder boy is considered functional then yes.
Please come to class. I miss you and I have a horse mask
Remember how I have such good luck that it's almost bullshit?
I'm afraid to ask, but go on.
she broke a 50 dollar bottle of alcohol. then passed out in front of her car and got sprayed by a skunk
can you take a pic of your glorious tits but not send it just yet? I need motivation to finish this bull shit presentation.
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