Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
tequila makes her clothes fall off
wow Mom, sounds like youre having a good time
I just learned in bio that our sole purpose for life is to have sex.. so your high number is acceptable. its actually lacking.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
it was either a cry for help or you were gargling vodka. we didnt care either way.
Dude id rather jerk off w a fist full of bee's than deal with that girl that never stops talking.
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
I'm so sorry to hear about your grandmother. Also how many grams are in an eighth?
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Love waking up to a new contact named “Pizza” btw
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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