what if the hokey pokey really is what its all about?
I think dad's getting high again. His last google search was "awesome ping pong shit."
I realized today that I should stop thinking so much with my vagina instead of my brain.
Please tell me this doesn't mean another "surprise road trip" where I spend all my money on gas and the SURPRISE destination is the abortion clinic.
But what if I pay for the gas?
my mom just asked me about sexting and if I have ever sent a naked picture to anyone. i fucking hate fox news.
Oh I also wanted to thank you for leaving your list of porn sites on the coffee table. Very entertaining.
Ps if we're still living vicariously through each other, you had sex on a beach last night
You were wasted and fell in a pond when you met him, it's not like you were on top of your game
Just got a blowjob in her closet with two people sleeping outside in the room. I feel like the emperor of college.
It's getting increasingly easier to use his emotional instability to my advantage. That's about all he has going for him right now.
okay just a general question, but if i got arrested, who here would bail me out. this is important.
So I pull up to an apartment complex and immediately felt like I was here to get stoned.
So apparently using the emergency exit of the bar as a bathroom is frowned upon in this establishment...
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
Drunk me commented on almost all of her pictures. My favorite one is titled "be as the sea". My comment is "cold, rough, large and letting anyone come inside you. you accomplished." Guessing I'm not invited to the party anymore.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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