he's the Salvador Dali of pubic shaving
I saw his package. It spoke to me.
It was like a drunk episode of Dora the Explorer. In English.
just found out i fit into magnum condums. this is going to be the best weekend ever
She sat on the stairs and yelled sex positions at us. I don't remember if we went along with it but judging by the beer and condoms I'm thinking yes.
On a scale of your daily life to smuggling crack into the DR, how illegal is it?
I tripped over a vacuum cleaner and fell into a beer pyramid
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
Please brint me miilk. I am on the floor but my door is open. Thank you, i appreciate u verry much.
We turned on "find my friends" and watched her progress. Got concerned when she didn't move for an hour on Adelaide, turned out a booty call was made, then she went back to the bars.
I shouldn't be that hard, but i cant exactly put "a guy to tie me up and fuck me and then brush my hair" in my dating profile
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
Fuck it, I'm going to make my own dick pic album since iOS 10 won't do it for me.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
I don't even remember what dignity looks like anymore. I JUST WANTED TO ROAST SOME POTATOES
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