I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
i kno its fucked up..but id rather sleep it off than seek medical attention right now
Whatever it was. it was pregnant.
I really don't want to move...I'm having a motivation problem.
kev is about to show us pictures of the tranny he accidentally fucked last night.
I'll be there in 10
She needs to learn what's it like to have sex with someone and regret it the next day.
i just woke up to seventeen texts from you saying all the things you would have done for a french fry.
I get credit on the assist, you can thank me by taking a pic of her ass under the covers and sending it to me. It would make my YEAR
Its gonna be a symphony of fucks
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
I cried at the bar for 30 minutes because I got my arm stuck in my sweater. I got free drinks for the rest of the night after the bartender helped me.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
You owe me a one night stand and a line. Possible an inflatable flamingo as well. And a caesar salad.
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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