Its already bleeding so dont be alarmed after you bite it
this dude just took some girl under your house for half an hour. you may have helped a 17 year old fuck on the beach for the first time. congrats.
It's like there's a party and my mouth and everyone's throwing up
You're my spirit guide. This has to do with oatmeal cream pies.
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
I'm pricing out a roll of that wax butcher paper. We fuck too messy and I can't afford to wash them every afternoon.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
I'm not sure how to explain it, but I feel like our penises have a connection. Like long lost brothers. We're not even gay.
I told her I had a small penis. Then replied if Peter Pan won with a dagger then so can I
I'd like to preapologize if you or your mom see me naked at some point this weekend.
It got weird I got a phone call while looking at porn and the video started playing while on the phone full on porn audio.
I dont even remember what i was saying but just one minute i was crying and the next i was showing u my genitals
I had to take on your role as drunk idiot....I have no idea how you do it so well and so regularly. That shit is exhausting.
If you wanna do actual business call my office. If you’re just looking to get laid you need to up your game
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