Call me so I can make it juicy for ya
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
in my lab write-up should i mention that i watered my plant with tequila?
There's a middle eastern man wearing a cow costume with tequila coming out of his udders, but I'm not sober enough to feel uncomfortable with it.
I'll probably just close my eyes and point to a random name. That will be my vote.
I just realised how much we're failing the women's suffrage movement right now.
I don't mean to insult you, but did you leave your training bra in my bedroom last night?
I can't stop drooling did you spike my drink?
That moment when the line ‘If you want a hot body you better work bitch’ in Britney Spears’ new song comes on as you’re using two forks to shovel enchilada into your mouth.
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
We told you to act sober so to prepare yourself you started doing squats and stretching then you slapped yourself and walked in
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
If waffles and beer don't scream "fuck me!" then I don't know what else to do.
I woke up with your bra on, and some guys boxers. I'm in a random truck, in the middle of nowhere...
also. when i get a car, the amount of space there is for sex WILL be a huge deciding factor.
Randomize
