you didnt say anything until i brought it up today. i guess i misjudged your maturity.
I guess I misjudged your gender.
People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
Relationship's official after skype sex--college kid at his finest.
A freshman just referred to Home Improvement as 'tim the tool man show'. People born after 1990 are not people.
It's now 3:30 and the guy I went home with is showering me with shredded cheese. Nbd.
Ive seen teh same guy pissing in the corner. Twice. Its eally weird. My frieds gonna do th funnel. Im so excited for her! Love, cori. Cuz its lik a diary.
So I just told the bartender I would go down on her. You need to get here
I want to figure out a way to work "if you suddenly die, I might turn into an extreme hoarders" into my valentines day poem
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Dude, I need a lifestyle change. I'm to old to be making out with chicks in foam parties, letting older chicks get all excited because I let them put their hands up my shirt, and running around doing scavenger hunts with 18 yr old chicks.
I have got to stop taking so many uppers and downers simultaneously. My life is a Dali painting.
Also, it was so cold in that bathroom that I saw my crap steaming, a first in my life
Girl you're stalking so hard you're gonna know both their social security numbers soon
I just want cinnabon and vodka.
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