two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
We walked because you started screaming when you finally realized he wasn't Ben Bailey and it wasn't the Cash Cab.
My boobs are too big for things to be going this downhill in my life.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
I know man...but i cant pass up a catholic school girl fantasy
We had sex on a ferris wheel in canada, our relationship will never be the same
Yeah I'm about to go down a waterslide that comes out a 2nd story window. I love college.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
I know it's not standard practice to meet the couple you donate to, but i'm curious as to what kind of people saw my picture and said, we want that girl's eggs
My fridge broke, and apparently the back is missing. The repair guy just fixed it with a pizza box. I didn't ask where the box came from, but it wasn't mine. Reason #20 why rent is cheap.
You've never really lived until you tell someone you have an STD over snap chat.
My housemates are judging me because I'm high at 8am and making Spongebob shaped Mac and Cheese
They know nothing, John Stoned.
Dude...are you really going to start sexting during our friend's memorial service?
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
My dad just invited me to smoke a blunt with him. Parent-child bonding at its finest (and highest).
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