Did you just see the Batmobile???
some guy just asked me if water gets in a vag when girls take a bath. WTF. it's not a wind tunnel!
I wish i could call my weed and hear it ring. That's how i found my phone.
When I sent you a text telling you to splash water on your face, you texted me back with 'Iwehre N qyull.'
and then you seriously asked him to senior prom..which freaked him out since you told him earlier you were 22
who has not yet felt my sugrcially enhanced boobs. HurryI am at the bnar and it is 1:15 am
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
It was darkish out, I was shit faced, and they should have marked the electric fence a little more clearly. The entire wedding reception saw me run full force into it
I saw a kid peeing outback so I yelled "you have a small pecker, but its ok cuz when life gives you lemons..." and proceeded to throw lemons at him
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
i just watched a 7 minute video on people making a hot air balloon for their dog and i am a changed person
I want to respect them as people, but really I just want to have sex with them.
Some Romanian guy at work just told me "you come my house, we drink beer and you come make fuck with my sister"
If he's not there watching you go for it. It's been a while bro.
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