Do you think people stop being hipsters when they're naked? because that's what my research shows.
We should write a comic book about the many adventures of your vagina. Maybe even give it a cape or something.
im dirt poor will suck dick for halloween costume
I'm so hungover that the internet is hard.
something about eating while taking a crap just doesn't seem safe to me.
I'm walking down the halls of our hotel and listening for sex noises and knocking when I do.
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I'm lying on the floor in the back room praying my boss doesn't come to work today.never again
I think I sprained my soul last night
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
My pupils are so HUGE you can see into my soul from 2 miles away
The number of times I've puked in the Walgreens bathroom is becoming way too many for my pride.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
NO FUCKING RANDOMS IN AN ALLEY
I came back from England with a face tattoo and the only thing anyone can talk about is my beard.
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