Dude WTF? His teammate just started talkin to me on fb! Am I walking around with a "I like to f**k gators" on my forehead?
No, it just says ur easy
btw, but what hole was i in last night? wanna know if i have to worry
So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
It was like a spaceship landed and 1000s of hipsters filled up the park
my financial goal is to have my cable back before football season starts
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
Tried to eat a sandwich this morning. Couldn't. My jaw is locked up. These marathon blow jobs are killing me
i'm soo broke, the only trip i can afford for spring break is acid
I can't be 100% sure of this but I think tonight was the first time I told a middle aged woman holding a baby to go fuck herself
Rick Santorum just suspended his campaign. Lets celebrate by watching gay pornography together.
actually there are like 49038098 people in the bathroom for no reason. Singing My Heart Will Go On and pseudo fighting.
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
It's entirely possible that I'm fucking yet another gay guy
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
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