You're the unicorn of the gay community. Unbelievable and unattainable.
i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
while cleaning my room, i've found many wonderful things. one of these is the card you gave me for my eighteenth birthday. it's a christmas card that says "i want to stick it in your sponger"
I got a job at a micro-brewery. Now who made the bigger mistake, them or me?
The only bad thing about this relationship... my forearm strength is dwindling
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
She's still too new to the group to be comfortable with us just sitting down as a group and watching porn on the tv.
I know it sucks but it's just something that needs to be done though. Like shaving ur pubes or going to the dentist.
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
Not genetic. He's drunk and texted me a dick pic. Not genetic. Thank God!
You shut your whore mouth, we don't talk about Drunk Nutella night.
We can get drunk and battle coyotes
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
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